I Rather Get Abducted By Aliens™ Premium Embroidered Sweatshirt
Bye Bitches™ | Premium Embroidered Sweatshirt
This cozy embroidered sweatshirt is the perfect way to say goodbye—literally. Featuring a detailed embroidered design of a spaceship beaming up a tiny human with the words “Bye Bitches,” this pullover is equal parts funny, relatable, and deeply over it. Whether you’re done with the nonsense or fully leaning into your alien abduction fantasy, this sweatshirt delivers comfort with a sarcastic edge.
Rock a classic crewneck silhouette with ribbed cuffs, a flat hem, and a flattering unisex fit. Layer it up or wear it solo for an effortlessly cool streetwear look. With a soft fleece interior and heavyweight feel, this sweatshirt is basically an emotional support garment for people who’ve had enough.
Perfect for everyday wear, doomscrolling, avoiding plans, or quietly manifesting your escape from this planet.
Why You’ll Love It
✔ Classic crew neck – Timeless, flattering unisex fit
✔ Extra comfy – Soft fleece interior with a cozy, premium feel
✔ Heavyweight vibes – Structured without feeling stiff
✔ High-end embroidery – Clean, detailed, and built to last
Product Details
Built for comfort and style, this unisex premium sweatshirt features a classic crew neck, a flattering fit, and a soft 100% cotton exterior. With a cozy fleece interior and a warm, mid-weight feel, it’s ideal for layering in cooler weather—plus a smooth surface that showcases our designs at their best. ⚠️ Runs small – order one size up for the best fit!
100% cotton face
65% cotton, 35% polyester
Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd.² (288.2 g/m²)
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Construction:
Tightly knit 3-end fleece
Side-seamed construction
Self-fabric patch on the back
Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Regular Fit: Standard length, fabric easily gives into movement
Fabric thickness: Mid-weight—neither too light nor too heavy
Softness scale: Balanced—not extra rough, on the softer side
🔄 Made on demand to reduce overproduction—thank you for shopping sustainably!
⚠️ Disclaimer: White hoodie colorway may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
⚠️ Runs small – order one size up for the best fit!
🛒 Cozy up. Clock out. Get beamed up. Bye bitches.
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Our pieces fit true to size. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for the most comfortable fit.
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
Absolutely. We ship worldwide, with delivery times varying by region. Duties and taxes are calculated at checkout for a seamless experience.
Yes — every style is designed with comfort in mind, as well as using ethically sourced materials. We partner with Gildan, Comfort Colors and Bella+Canvas for our tees and hoodies
Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as your order is on its way.