I Rather Get Abducted By Aliens™ Heavyweight Graphic Tee
Bye Bitches!™ | Premium Heavyweight Tee
Mentally checked out? Same.
The “Bye Bitches!” premium heavyweight tee features a bold UFO abduction graphic—because sometimes the only logical response to the chaos is getting beamed up and leaving everyone else to deal with it.
This design is pure disengagement energy: sarcastic, dramatic, and deeply relatable. Whether you’re over the news cycle, social obligations, or just Earth in general, this tee lets you say goodbye without explaining yourself.
Printed on a garment-dyed heavyweight tee, this shirt is crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed, slightly oversized fit for that effortless streetwear look. Thick but breathable, structured but soft, and built to last—the high-quality print stays crisp wash after wash, even if your patience doesn’t.
Perfect for introverts, burnout survivors, and anyone actively plotting their alien exit plan, this tee is made on demand to support sustainable fashion.
Beam me up. I’m done.
Product Details
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — heavyweight & breathable
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric for a vintage, lived-in feel
• Fit: Relaxed, slightly oversized for comfort and movement
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar — holds its shape
• Twill-taped neck & shoulders for added durability
• Streetwear Look: Structured heavyweight fabric
• Fabric Thickness: ~75% on the heavyweight scale
• Softness Scale: ~85% — sturdy but comfy
• Built to Last: Designed for repeat wear and dramatic exits
🔄 Made on demand to reduce overproduction—thank you for shopping sustainably!
🛸 No forwarding address.
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Our pieces fit true to size. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for the most comfortable fit.
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
Absolutely. We ship worldwide, with delivery times varying by region. Duties and taxes are calculated at checkout for a seamless experience.
Yes — every style is designed with comfort in mind, as well as using ethically sourced materials. We partner with Gildan, Comfort Colors and Bella+Canvas for our tees and hoodies
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