I Rather Get Abducted By Aliens™ Premium Embroidered Sweatshirt

This cozy embroidered sweatshirt is the perfect way to say goodbye—literally. Featuring a detailed embroidered design of a spaceship beaming up a person with the words “Bye Bitches,” this pullover is equal parts funny and relatable. Whether you’re over the nonsense or just embracing your alien abduction fantasy, this sweatshirt is the ultimate comfort piece with a sarcastic edge. Perfect for layering or wearing on its own, this embroidered sweatshirt is a must-have for those who like their humor with a side of existential crisis.

Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

Classic Crew Neck – Flattering unisex fit with a soft 100% cotton exterior
Comfortable – Extra comfy fabric and fit
Regular Fit – Standard length with flexibility for movement
Fabric Thickness – Leans toward heavyweight
Softness Scale – Extra soft
Premium Quality – Made from high-quality materials

Material:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester

Fabric Weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (288.2 g/m²)

Construction:
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece for durability and warmth
• Side-seamed construction for a structured fit
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Tear-away label

Sustainability:
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!