I Rather Get Abducted By Aliens™ Premium Embroidered Hoodie

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Regular price $59.95
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Perfect for those who are just done with it all, this hoodie is a must-have for lovers of sarcasm, sci-fi, and embroidered details. This classic unisex hoodie features an embroidered design of a spaceship beaming up a person, with the perfect final words—“Bye Bitches.” Whether you’re over the chaos or just ready for an intergalactic getaway, this hoodie delivers humor with a touch of sarcasm.

Modern Fit – A more tailored look than a regular fit
Comfortable – Extra comfy fabric and fit
Premium Quality – Made from high-quality materials
Bestseller – A top-selling item loved by customers

Design:
• Classic unisex hoodie with a front pouch pocket and matching flat drawstrings
• High-quality embroidery on the center chest for a sleek and durable look

Material:
• 100% cotton exterior for a soft touch
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
• Carbon Grey: 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester

Fabric Weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (288.2 g/m²)

Features:
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Tear-away tag

Sustainability:
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Harry James Apparel and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.

 

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5900 Balcones Drive
STE 22852
Austin, Texas 78731
United States

or

Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Crafted with Care

Every pair of shoes and every handbag begins with the finest leathers — chosen for their durability, texture, and natural beauty. Skilled artisans shape and finish each piece with meticulous attention to detail, from precise stitching to perfectly balanced silhouettes.

The result is timeless design grounded in quality, where luxury meets longevity. More than accessories, these are enduring essentials made to move with you through seasons of style.

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Answers to common questions about comfort, care, and finding your perfect fit.

Our shoes fit true to size. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for the most comfortable fit.

We suggest gently wiping with a soft cloth after wear and storing in a dust bag. For leather styles, use a neutral conditioner to maintain suppleness.

Absolutely. We ship worldwide, with delivery times varying by region. Duties and taxes are calculated at checkout for a seamless experience.

Yes — every style is designed with comfort in mind, from cushioned insoles to thoughtfully balanced heels.

Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as your order is on its way.