I Rather Get Abducted By Aliens™ Heavyweight Graphic Tee

Bye Bitches! – Premium Heavyweight Tee

Ready to leave the chaos behind? Our “Bye Bitches!” premium heavyweight tee features a bold UFO abduction design, perfect for those sick and tired of the madness. Whether you’re done with the news cycle or just need an escape, this tee brings sarcastic humor and streetwear edge together in one statement piece.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight tee delivers a structured, streetwear-inspired fit while remaining soft, breathable, and durable. The relaxed cut offers extra comfort and free movement, making it your go-to for everyday wear.

Perfect for casual outings, layering with your favorite streetwear, or simply embracing the urge to get beamed up, this top-selling favorite is made on demand to support sustainable fashion. Say goodbye in style—grab yours now!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed Fit: A looser fit that provides extra comfort and free movement
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Streetwear Look: The t-shirt’s heavyweight fabric gives it a structured look that’s perfect for streetwear outfits
• Fabric Thickness: Falls about 75% on the scale (where 100% is the heaviest)
• Softness Scale: Falls about 85% on the scale (where 100% is the softest)
• Durable: A long-lasting item that won’t wear out quickly

🔄 Made on demand to reduce overproduction—thank you for shopping sustainably!