I Rather Get Abducted By Aliens™ Premium Embroidered Hoodie
Bye Bitches™ | Premium Embroidered Hoodie
Perfect for those who are officially done with it all, the “Bye Bitches™” premium embroidered hoodie is a must-have for lovers of sarcasm, sci-fi, and disappearing without explanation. Featuring a clean embroidered design of a spaceship beaming up a tiny human—paired with the ultimate final words—this hoodie says everything you don’t have the energy to explain.
Featuring a modern, tailored fit with extra-comfy fabric, this hoodie is crafted from a premium cotton-poly blend with a 100% cotton exterior for a soft, high-quality feel. The precision embroidery stays crisp wash after wash, because even when you’re over everything, your hoodie shouldn’t look tired.
Perfect for everyday wear, doomscrolling, avoiding plans, or preparing for your intergalactic exit. Wear it proudly. Leave dramatically.
Why You’ll Love It
✔ Modern fit – More tailored than a standard hoodie
✔ Extra comfy – Cozy without being bulky
✔ Premium quality – High-end materials & durable embroidery
✔ Bestseller energy – A customer favorite for a reason
Product Details
This Premium Embroidered Sweatshirt was built for comfort and style, it features a cozy fleece interior and a warm, mid-weight feel, it’s ideal for layering in cooler weather. ⚠️ Runs small – order one size up for the best fit!
100% cotton face
65% cotton, 35% polyester
Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd.² (288.2 g/m²)
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Construction:
Tightly knit 3-end fleece
Side-seamed construction
Self-fabric patch on the back
Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Regular Fit: Standard length, fabric easily gives into movement
Fabric thickness: Mid-weight—neither too light nor too heavy
Softness scale: Balanced—not extra rough, on the softer side
🔄 Made on demand to reduce overproduction—thank you for shopping sustainably!
⚠️ Disclaimer: White hoodie colorway may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
⚠️ Runs small – order one size up for the best fit!
🛒 Beam yourself out in style. Bye bitches.
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Our pieces fit true to size. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for the most comfortable fit.
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
Absolutely. We ship worldwide, with delivery times varying by region. Duties and taxes are calculated at checkout for a seamless experience.
Yes — every style is designed with comfort in mind, as well as using ethically sourced materials. We partner with Gildan, Comfort Colors and Bella+Canvas for our tees and hoodies
Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as your order is on its way.