I Rather Get Abducted By Aliens™ Premium Embroidered Hoodie
Perfect for those who are just done with it all, this hoodie is a must-have for lovers of sarcasm, sci-fi, and embroidered details. This classic unisex hoodie features an embroidered design of a spaceship beaming up a person, with the perfect final words—“Bye Bitches.” Whether you’re over the chaos or just ready for an intergalactic getaway, this hoodie delivers humor with a touch of sarcasm.
Modern Fit – A more tailored look than a regular fit
Comfortable – Extra comfy fabric and fit
Premium Quality – Made from high-quality materials
Bestseller – A top-selling item loved by customers
Design:
• Classic unisex hoodie with a front pouch pocket and matching flat drawstrings
• High-quality embroidery on the center chest for a sleek and durable look
Material:
• 100% cotton exterior for a soft touch
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
• Carbon Grey: 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
Fabric Weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (288.2 g/m²)
Features:
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Tear-away tag
Sustainability:
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Harry James Apparel and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You can also write to us at
5900 Balcones Drive
STE 22852
Austin, Texas 78731
United States
or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Our pieces fit true to size. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for the most comfortable fit.
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
Absolutely. We ship worldwide, with delivery times varying by region. Duties and taxes are calculated at checkout for a seamless experience.
Yes — every style is designed with comfort in mind, as well as using ethically sourced materials. We partner with Gildan, Comfort Colors and Bella+Canvas for our tees and hoodies
Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days. You’ll receive tracking details as soon as your order is on its way.